Sunday, February 22, 2004
Humpty isn't going back together, cons.
From: Liberals
To: Conservatives
Re: Gay Marriage - Humpty isn't going back together again
But don't worry - we liberals PROMISE that if God wants to punish homosexuals after they die, we won't interfere.
We also promise to take full responsibility if God wishes to know just WHOSE bright idea this gay marriage crap was, anyway, and not try to falsely implicate you. We solemnly swear and affirm that we will testify to the fact that you tried to stop us, but we simply insisted on dragging you right down the road to hell along with us.
If you doubt we'll do this, you're free to print out this post as proof, or e-mail it to God, assuming you have His address.
There! Feel better now?
From: Liberals
To: Conservatives
Re: Gay Marriage - Humpty isn't going back together again
But don't worry - we liberals PROMISE that if God wants to punish homosexuals after they die, we won't interfere.
We also promise to take full responsibility if God wishes to know just WHOSE bright idea this gay marriage crap was, anyway, and not try to falsely implicate you. We solemnly swear and affirm that we will testify to the fact that you tried to stop us, but we simply insisted on dragging you right down the road to hell along with us.
If you doubt we'll do this, you're free to print out this post as proof, or e-mail it to God, assuming you have His address.
There! Feel better now?
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