Friday, February 13, 2004
Gay Marriage and the Wrath of God
Hello, son - good to see you. Come in - sit down.
You know, your mom and I have been meaning to have a talk with you about all this "Wrath of God" stuff you keep hearing about at church now that gay couples can get married, too.
Remember when you were a little kid, and we told you there wasn't really a Santa Claus? Well, it's sorta like that with God. I mean, He USED to be all-powerful and Wrathful and all, but then three or four hundred years ago, some bozo named KneeChee or something like that started this whole "God is dead" thing, and let me tell you! His Holy Wrath just grew MORE furious and MORE furious, and . . . well, to make a long story short, He had a stroke.
Anyway, He's still around, but He's never really been the same since, particularly with the Wrathful stuff. Oh, He still talks about it once in a while - kinda drools a little, so you know that's what He means. But it's just not the same. He hasn't smoted anyone in simply forever.
So that's the ugly truth. Sorry to dump this on you at such a bad time, son, but I couldn't keep the truth from you any longer.
Hello, son - good to see you. Come in - sit down.
You know, your mom and I have been meaning to have a talk with you about all this "Wrath of God" stuff you keep hearing about at church now that gay couples can get married, too.
Remember when you were a little kid, and we told you there wasn't really a Santa Claus? Well, it's sorta like that with God. I mean, He USED to be all-powerful and Wrathful and all, but then three or four hundred years ago, some bozo named KneeChee or something like that started this whole "God is dead" thing, and let me tell you! His Holy Wrath just grew MORE furious and MORE furious, and . . . well, to make a long story short, He had a stroke.
Anyway, He's still around, but He's never really been the same since, particularly with the Wrathful stuff. Oh, He still talks about it once in a while - kinda drools a little, so you know that's what He means. But it's just not the same. He hasn't smoted anyone in simply forever.
So that's the ugly truth. Sorry to dump this on you at such a bad time, son, but I couldn't keep the truth from you any longer.
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