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AP: Laura Bush Stands by Her Man

Ladies and Gentlemen,

PAMMY DINETTE!

Sometimes, it's hard to be a woman.
Giving all your love to just one chimp.
It's not like he's your pimp,
In brainpower, he's a gimp.
'Cause after all, he's just a chimp.

STAND BY YOUR CHIMP,
Give him some ripe bananas!
Keep him away from pretzels,
Democrats,
and Nader's arseholes!

STAND BY YOUR CHIMP!
Tell them all that he's not lying
looking in your mirror as you primp!
STAND - BY - YOUR
CHIIIIIIMP!!!